Not a Cough in a Carload!

Your first reaction may be, "What's this site up to, anyway?!" I mean, divide all obnoxious pushy remarks into 88 categories or "stargates," in order to generate some zenlike rejoinder?

Then you'll see it's humble deep wisdom for "non-escalating verbal self-defense— how to change the mood when people are mean": "You should comb your hair, Peter." —"Anything else? Either way you win."

"I don't know if I can trust you" —"Just don't!" (Backup: "Life is a two-way street, as they say in Chicago.")

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