Wednesday, August 03, 2005

"Some People Are Never Happy Unless" Department

She: I'm just glad there's no smoking allowed in our house.

He: Well, since neither of us has ever smoked, and no guest in our home has ever been a smoker, what are you getting at?

She: (Looks vaguely wounded and martyred, like, "Well, you ought to know; and besides, it's your fault!")


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