Excuse Me, But I Think I Know My Own Name
One day maybe 10 years ago, back when I was living in a town in north central Illinois, I came home to find a message on my answering machine. It was from the local veterinary clinic, some dude calling to inform a lady (let's call her Mrs. Smith) that she should stop by to pick up some medication for her dog Bruno.
Well, I phoned back, got this same dude on the line. I said I didn't want Bruno to miss his medication, so I wanted to let him know that his message to Mrs. Smith had somehow ended up on my answering machine.
He said, "Is this 555-1234?"
I said, "Yeah, that's my number, but I'm afraid I've never heard of Mrs. Smith or Bruno before. Maybe she accidentally gave you the wrong number."
He said, "You're Mr. Smith." Not a question, a statement.
I said, "Uh, no, my name's Paul Burgess, I'm afraid I've never heard of Mrs. Smith."
He said, this time in a rather peremptory tone, "No, your name is Paul
I said, "?????"
He repeated, in an even louder and now rather angry tone of voice, "I said, your name is Paul
I said, "No, I think I know my own name. And I'm afraid I've never heard of Mrs. Smith before."
He boomed angrily into the phone, "Your name is Paul
I said, "Oh? Well, listen to this." I pushed a button on my answering machine, and the message played over the line: "Hi, this is Pastor Paul Burgess. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name, phone number, and a message at the tone..."
Bloodied and bowed but not defeated, he said afterwards, "Well, 'Pastor Paul Burgess,' that sounds like 'Paul
I said, "Oh. Well, I just wanted to make sure Bruno didn't miss his medication."
Since I was in a fairly good humor that day, I decided not to mention that this dude's boss, the veterinarian, was a parishioner of mine, and in fact an Elder on our church Session; and that in a town of several thousand, I could easily be over at the veterinary clinic within 5 or 10 minutes, to discuss this little misunderstanding face-to-face. By the way, is Doctor
Come to think of it, that was one of the most
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1 Comments:
heh. Your comments were much appreciated yesterday. The horse's ass comment in particular was the laugh of the day. My mother nearly choked herself laughing at that one.
I so totally would have gotten this back to his boss, but I would have been funny about it, something like "did you know that your office thinks I'm Paul Burgess-Smith?"
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