What Did the High Step Say to the Low Step?
When I was five years old, I came up with a joke which I thought was just hilarious:
Q: What did the high step say to the low step?I dunno, demented as I am, I still think it's funny. You know? They're both steps! They're both made to be stepped on! Though it's one of those things, either you get it, or else you don't.
A: "You're too low to step on!"
Anyhow, for my sixth birthday I was going to be a guest on a local TV show called